Happy Christmas

To one and all, the libertarians, the synchronauts, the conspiracy theorists and all the other assorted nay-sayers and n’er-do-wells. Even to the socialists, commies, fascists and all that lot. I’ll go back to hating them tomorrow.

Never let it be said that Wh00ps doesn’t do the goodwill to all men bit. Especially when he starts the day with buck’s fizz before the sun is up and continues in much the same vein for the rest of the day… Hey, to meet government targets I’ve got 14 units an hour to get through. That is right, isn’t it? The voice in the telescreen is telling me to, anyway.

What do you mean it isn’t plugged in?

Oh and hopefully the Pope didn’t hurt his arse too much either.

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